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Dystopia Tonight Eco Tote Bag

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Dystopia Tonight Eco Tote Bag

$25.95
Introducing the Dystopia Tonight tote bag - the perfect companion for the lady who's always on the go, even in the midst of the apocalypse!

Made to be eco friendly with a spacious interior, this tote bag can carry all your essentials, from canned food to weapons (because you never know when you'll need to defend yourself against a horde of zombies or a gang of raiders).

Imagine strolling through a post-apocalyptic wasteland with your trusty tote bag by your side, turning heads and making all the other survivors jealous with your fashion-forward look. Who says the end of the world has to mean the end of style?
So don't wait any longer - grab a Dystopia Tonight tote bag today and make sure you're ready for whatever the apocalypse throws your way. And hey, even if the world doesn't end, at least you'll have a cool new bag to show off to your friends!


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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